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| Title: | Wednesday Smells So Bad, One-Liners Can Taste It |
| Author: | ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/syndicated.gif){kind=small} overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 12:00 |
| Security: | public |
Ponytailed girl on cell, excitedly: Maybe you have, like, bacterial vaginosis or something! Yeah! That would explain it. No, you don't wanna smell like cinnamon down there, cinnamon toast crotch!
--86th & Lexington
Girl, walking onto stinky train car: Oh, shit, yo! It smells like a whole mess of hot ass up in this piece.
--L Train
Loud singing teen, stopping in mid-song: Damn! Somebody smell like soup!
--F Train
Overheard by: bpm
Smelly woman on elevator: I'ma kick that man's butt. I don't smell that strong!
--Office Building, Harlem
Overheard by: Liz
Man: This place smells like venereal disease!
--Port Authority Subway Tunnel
Overheard by: Courtney
Guy on cell: Who knows what I can do now that I don't smell like dogshit. The sky is the limit. (pause) Yeah, no more living in fear!
--27th & 5th
| Title: | Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base: |
| Author: | icanhaschzbrgr |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 09:00 |
| Security: | public |
Stealth Kitty 1 to Home Base: It’s frickin cold. Over.
Picture by: Anca Caption by: SnowballMan via Our LOL Builder
| Title: | 29dec09 |
| Author: | sprytaen posting in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} ditl |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 05:45 |
| Security: | public |
| Music: | Rent::Rent::Rent (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) |
| Mood: | accomplished  |
| Title: | Translation / Correction Help & Online writing etiquette |
| Author: | kurodatenshi posting in japanese |
| Date: | 2009-12-31 @ 00:44 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | All I’m saying is, going to |
| Author: | icanhaschzbrgr |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 06:00 |
| Security: | public |
All I’m saying is, going to university might give you some other skills you can fall back on, just in case you DON’T get chosen to be a mutant ninja.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Molly_B via Advanced Lol Builder
| Title: | Wednesday One-Liners Are Going Through a Stage |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 09:00 |
| Security: | public |
Theater geek: So I was looking at auditions for this post-apocalyptic drama, and the ad said, "we're looking for men, all shapes and sizes. Actually no, you have to be ridiculously skinny, totally emaciated, on the verge of death. And... oh yeah, you have to have stringy hair. And be really bony. And my dad said, "you definitely need to try out for this!"
--TKTS Booth, Times Square
Overheard by: Not Emaciated
Guy: No, I didn't do the graphics--I mean, the play's about Adam and Eve, but do they put naked people on the postcard to sell tickets? No, they have a cartoon of an apple. I don't understand.
--Minetta Lane Theater
Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster
Bathroom attendant at West Side Story: C'mon, people! Short line, long intermission! (toilet flushes) Hear that? That's music to somebody's bladder!
--Palace Theatre
Overheard by: Maggie
Audience member, at interval of Aida: Hey, this is better than Grease!
--Metropolitan Opera
Disgruntled usher: I swear by every god of Jupiter that these are your seats.
--The Ambassador Theatre, 49th & Broadway
Overheard by: The Moons of Jupiter Were Already Spoken For
| Title: | Hey everyone) |
| Author: | whatblondiesays posting in fruits |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 17:35 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | A summary of 2009 in images |
| Author: | gothindulgence |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 12:56 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | Wednesday Undie-Liners |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 06:00 |
| Security: | public |
Guy: Oh, man! It is not a good day to be my underwear!
--Wine Store, 75th & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Raven
10-year-old to little brother: Hey! C'mere! You wanna play Captain Underpants?
--Brooklyn
Overheard by: dogboy
Guy on cell: I'm not paying her to smell your underwear!
--57th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Lagsalot
Loud older gentleman watching people at subway entrance: They don't wear brassieres anymore!
--23rd St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Zombie Boyfriend
Older lady in funeral procession behind bag piper wearing kilt: I looked. He's wearing underpants.
--120th & Broadway
| Title: | Untitled |
| Author: | ladymacbeth |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 04:16 |
| Security: | public |
| Location: | home |
| Music: | 50 cent - Before I self Destruct |
| Mood: | horny  |
| Title: | Wednesday One-Liner Swap |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 03:00 |
| Security: | public |
Lady on cell: She must have been humiliated by the parade of wives!
--Broadway & 72nd
Man to friend: Whenever I want to fuck my wife, she doesn't want to. But when I can't, she always wants to. I think she does it out of spite.
--12th St
(Elton John's Rocketman playing on radio) "I miss the Earth so much... I miss my wife..."
Barista: You don't miss your wife, Elton. You're gay!
--Small Coffee Shop, SoHo
Midget handing out fliers: Who likes comedy? (to man in striped shirt) Hey, do you like comedy? I like striped shirts, let's work something out here!
(man keeps walking)
Midget, yelling after him: No wonder your wife doesn't love you!
--Union Square Subway
30-something guy: Dude, that's so rude. Plus, she's going to be your wife soon, so you've got to stop calling her that.
--Hell's Kitchen
| Title: | Out For Tea! |
| Topics: | !classic, !gothic |
| Author: | bloodyxbaroness posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 03:24 |
| Security: | public |
| Mood: | busy  |
| Title: | Ricardo Barcellos |
| Author: | designlenta posting in creativephoto |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 10:22 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | Hey Man |
| Author: | personspeople posting in fruits |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 23:13 |
| Security: | public |
| Location: | United States, California, Long Beach |
| Music: | Living In the Sunlight - Tiny Tim |
| Mood: | quixotic |
| Title: | It's the Great Wednesday One-Liner, Charlie Brown |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 00:00 |
| Security: | public |
Subway girl in Halloween costume: I was thinking about going as Rosie the Riveter, but, like, girly Rosie the Riveter. In shorts.
--A Train
Trying-to-be-hip mom: What are vampires wearing this season?
--Halloween Adventure
Group of kids in costume, chanting: We want more candy! We want more candy! No more apples! No more apples!
--35th Ave & 29th St, Astoria
Overheard by: kathcom
Man dressed up as Michael Jackson on Halloween: I'm the King of pop, man! I'll touch your children! I'll hang your baby off a balcony!
--Downtown 6 Train
Late-night Halloween-reveler man with dirty cotton beard: I'm Santa. I'm drunk and I'm angry. Fuck balls. Reindeer balls.
--Downtown 6 train
Guy dressed as Billy Mays, in loud infomercial voice: Billy Mays here! Sick and tired of waiting for NJ Transit? Next time, drive! For the low, low price of $20 per toll! Just $4.69 per gallon!
--NJ Transit
Overheard by: J. Ra
Old man to another, about Halloween: I love young girls who dress up like pussies.
--Soho
Overheard by: Edan
| Title: | Nanchatte? |
| Topics: | gourmet, movies, wtf japan? |
| Author: | hinoai |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 12:27 |
| Security: | public |
なんちゃって(nanchatte)="just kidding," "oops, hehe," etc..| Title: | Hai hai |
| Author: | inbrilliantgrey posting in everyday_vk |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 20:26 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | Or a Maid I Exploit. Same Difference. |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 21:00 |
| Security: | public |
Girl #1: So what did you say to your roommate?
Boy: I told her she was a fucking slut!
Girl #2: Isn't your roommate your girlfriend?
Boy: Sort of.
--Astor Place
| Title: | BUT you said I could |
| Author: | icanhaschzbrgr |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 17:00 |
| Security: | public |
BUT you said I could invite a friend over
Picture by: Katy S. Caption by: dunno source via Our LOL Builder
| Title: | My Christmas Outfit 09 |
| Topics: | !classic |
| Author: | chrissii_chan posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 01:09 |
| Security: | public |
| Mood: | bored  |
| Title: | Untitled |
| Author: | jeka_kinski posting in fotoenergetika |
| Date: | 2009-12-30 @ 04:07 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | ...But You'll Have to Show Me Those Diagrams Again |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 18:00 |
| Security: | public |
Attractive 20-something man: Do you want me to sleep over tonight?
Attractive 20-something woman: Yes, but only if you put your penis in my vagina.
Attractive 20-something man: You've got yourself a deal.
--36th & 5th
Overheard by: lola
| Title: | ders no place |
| Author: | icanhaschzbrgr |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 15:00 |
| Security: | public |
ders no place liek mom
mom iz teh best fing 2 cuddel wif.
Picture by: mylomonster Caption by: lhickman1-neo.rr.com via Our LOL Builder
| Title: | Chocolate Buttermilk Sheet Cake with Chocolate Buttermilk Frosting |
| Topics: | buttermilk, cake, chocolate, dessert, recipe, sweet |
| Author: | _buenavista posting in food_porn |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 15:35 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | What I wore on Monday night |
| Topics: | !sweet, shelbycloud |
| Author: | shelbycloud posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 14:42 |
| Security: | public |
| Mood: | content  |
| Title: | A Coordinate for...(image heavy due to addt'l photos from update) |
| Author: | ellejayvee posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 16:41 |
| Security: | public |
| Mood: | chipper |
| Title: | Going to the cinema |
| Author: | hana_nikki posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 23:26 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | ~Yay for black-white~ |
| Topics: | !gothic, cute_dark_lady |
| Author: | cute_dark_lady posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 22:41 |
| Security: | public |
| Mood: | cold  |
| Title: | God bless Holy Queen ;) |
| Author: | keika_love posting in daily_lolita |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 21:48 |
| Security: | public |
| Music: | Atreyu - Bleeding Mascara |
| Mood: | blah  |
| Title: | Signs of Impending Disaster |
| Author: | icanhaschzbrgr |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 12:00 |
| Security: | public |
Signs of Impending Disaster CAT—-> table <—table edge <—-glass—> table edge—> table <–Carefully wrapped gift
kitteh awlwayz causin trubbel.
Picture by: THE BigRedRage11 Caption by: grouchie via Advanced Lol Builder
| Title: | That's What Webcabs Are For, Sweetie. |
| Author: | overheardnyc |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 15:00 |
| Security: | public |
Mother to bouncing daughter: No, you can not look in that window! Do you want to be a Peeping Tom?
Daughter: Let me see! Let me see!
--Redhook, Brooklyn
| Title: | Yule Log for the holidays |
| Topics: | cake, holiday, meringue |
| Author: | tamago23 posting in food_porn |
| Date: | 2009-12-28 @ 17:22 |
| Security: | public |
| Title: | Day 11 of my 12 days of cookies: Chocolate Chip Pudding Cookies! |
| Author: | gotyellowcard posting in food_porn |
| Date: | 2009-12-29 @ 01:27 |
| Security: | public |
